Jared The Jew’s Book of Essays explores art, science, the morals and ethics of collecting points, prostitution, slavery, and the meaning of life. The insights herein are the learnings JTJ has been afforded while enslaved in 🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫 and Canadian corporations; researching lobster brains, evolutionary psychology, invidious consumption, and why we are forever jelly-jealous; reconciling Alexander The Grandpa’s socialist ideals with Darwinism; and looking up at the sea of stars from atop the magnificent Rocky Mountains while pondering what does it all mean. These essays are philosophical in nature; they attempt to understand the pieces that make up the whole by studying the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence.

Learn The Meaning of Life, Let’s Get Metaphysical

1. Reconciling Alexander The Grandpa’s Socialism With Darwinism
2. What Do The Wealthy, The Sun & Popular Kids Have In Common?
3. The Toothless Woman With Compounding Bad Luck
4. Baseball Bats And Dominance Hierarchies
5. Learn The Meaning Of Life

Political Satire

1. Made In Canada Welcomes Foreigners Willing To Work, a comprehensive economic policy proposal
2. Energize Canada, A 25-year Plan To Transform Canada Into An Economic Superpower
3. How Many Times Would You Press A Button That Simultaneously Pays You One Hundred Thousand Dollars And Kills One Person?

Free Gas and Data: A Modest Republic, Canada Welcomes Foreigners Willing To Work

With the greatest mass movement of humans in recorded civilized history — families fleeing war-torn regions, environmental disasters, drug gangs, or economic conditions that are so dreadful they do the unthinkable and leave their homeland on an epic journey filled with adversity — Jared The Jew has a proposal to ease the global Foreigner situation and Energize Canada into an economic superpower.

1. A Solution for The Greatest Humanitarian Crisis In Civilized History
2. The Problem With Canada: Economic Headwinds
3. Energize Canada: Policy Proposals For The Brave
4. Winter Is Coming: Microsoft Knows How Many Words You Can Type A Minute
5. Alexander The Grandpa & The Lie Of Socialism
6. Let’s Get Metaphysical: What Does The Wealthy Have In Common With The Sun & Popular Kids?
7. The Toothless Woman With Compounding Bad Luck
8. Baseball Bats And Dominance Hierarchies
9. Marshall McLuhan And Why the Medium Is the Message
10. The Uncomfortable Truth: Democracy Is Schizophrenic
11. The Bureaucracy Revolution: Sponsored By Microsoft

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