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DUCHAMPED

verb

present tense: Duchamp

1. to steal

“I dare you to duchamp it, I double dare you to duchamp it.”

2. the act of appropriation for one’s own art

“I’m duchamping Hello Kitty for my next master piece.”

DUCHAMPED

verb

present tense: Duchamp

1. to steal

“I dare you to duchamp it, I double dare you to duchamp it.”

2. the act of appropriation for one’s own art

“I’m duchamping Hello Kitty for my next master piece”.

What is the whimsical term to describe the first stage of culture shock?

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Alexander The Grandpa

Alexander The Grandpa

Impassioned humanist, raging socialist, skilled orator, and an alcohol enthusiast, meet Alexander The Grandpa—a figure of profound influence.

The most interesting dimension of his P.T. Barnum wartime souvenir portrait is that, at the time the photograph was captured, Alexander The Grandpa did not know it, but we shared a Jewish heritage.

Alexander The Grandpa

Impassioned humanist, raging socialist, skilled orator, and an alcohol enthusiast, meet Alexander The Grandpa—a figure of profound influence.

The most interesting dimension of his P.T. Barnum wartime souvenir portrait is that, at the time the photograph was captured, Alexander The Grandpa did not know it, but we shared a Jewish heritage.

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What Did My German Friend Say The Other Day?

To be unvaxxinated in Canada in 2022 is like being Jewish in Germany in 1935…

Notice how I said 1935, not 1945? You have to pay attention to details.

In 1935, nobody was stripped of their clothing and baked. In 1935, it started with a negative marketing campaign, with ā€˜othering’ and segregation. Demonization. That is where it starts. Where it ends, nobody knows, or can know.

What Did The German Say to JTJ?

To be unvaxxinated in Canada in 2022 is like being Jewish in Germany in 1935…

Notice how I said 1935, not 1945? You have to pay attention to details.

In 1935, nobody was stripped of their clothing and baked. In 1935, it started with a negative marketing campaign, with ā€˜othering’ and segregation. Demonization. That is where it starts. Where it ends, nobody knows, or can know.

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Time•raped (phrase)

[tīm-reyp]

To have one’s time whisked away by incompetence or bad luck.

Example: I’m stuck in the longest line getting #timeraped.

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