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The Jewish International Conspiracy is a great story that illustrates how goddamn information evolves. In a nutshell, The Jewish International Conspiracy is an extension of the 1797 book Memoirs Illustrating The History of Jacobinism by Augustin Barruel. Memoirs purports to expose The French Revolution as the culmination of a long history of subversion, a good old-fashion conspiracy theory wherein The Jacobins, a revolutionary political club, wanted to dismantle the old system with a radical and new structure. (Remember The French Revolution, when slaves and prostitutes cut the heads off luck-duckies?) Barruel, a classicist, blamed the philosophers, especially Voltaire, for corrupting tradition with ideas critical of religion. Barruel’s book would become the foundational text for The Jewish International Conspiracy as forgers contorted his narrative into the Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory. Then forgery after forgery the story evolved and went on infecting minds to hate Jews because they controlled the monies and enslaved everyone. The Russians ran with this storyline, which led to the pogroms. The Nazis also really liked this storyline too.
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The Jewish International Conspiracy illustrates how misleading information evolves in civilized culture. Much like chain letters infect brains to copy and spread bullshit, The Jewish International Conspiracy is an extension of the 1797 book Memoirs Illustrating The History of Jacobinism by Augustin Barruel. Memoirs purports to expose The French Revolution as the culmination of a long history of subversion, a good old-fashion conspiracy theory wherein The Jacobins, a revolutionary political club, wanted to dismantle the old system with a radical and new structure – liberty, equality, fraternity. Remember The French Revolution, when slaves and prostitutes cut the heads off the luck-duckies? Barruel, a classicist, blamed the philosophers, especially Voltaire, for corrupting tradition and religion. Memoirs became the foundational text for The Jewish International Conspiracy as forgers contorted Barruel’s narrative into the Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory. Forgery after forgery this “informative” fairytale evolved, spreading exponentially and infecting minds to distrust the Jews.
Jacob Brafman, a very bad Russian Jew, is also a noteworthy character in the development of The Jewish International Conspiracy. Ironically, The Jews themselves turned Brafman into one of their most influential haters. When Brafman’s daughter died, The Chevra Kadisha took her pillow from the grieving father as collateral for the overpriced fees they demanded for their burial services (that’s cold). This event became the catalyst that led Brafman to quit Judaism and convert to The Russian Orthodox Church in 1858. He then began the uneasy task of converting Jews to The Russian Orthodox Church. Finding this task very difficult, he developed a theory, a conspiracy theory that he laid out in his 1869 The Book of the Kahal.
Brafman Vs. The Qahal
Excerpt from Wikipedia’s Jacob Brafman entry. Main article: Judeo-Masonic conspiracy theory
Brafman took a leave of absence from the seminary, before traveling to Vilna in 1866. Once there, he began writing a series of articles, collectively titled “The View of a Jewish Convert to Orthodoxy on the Jewish Question in Russia”, and in Vilenskii Vestnik, an official newspaper published by the government. Therein, Brafman asserted that the failures of his attempts to convert Jews were caused by the abuses that potential converts would face at the hands of their co-religionists. He also strongly rejected the view of many Russian and Jewish progressives, that Jews would modernize and undergo a significant internal reform if emancipated. In Brafman’s view, if prior attempts to reform Judaism had failed, such as the creation of Jewish agricultural communes or the creation of state-sponsored progressive rabbinical seminaries, then obviously they could not be trusted to simply do it on their own. On this point, Brafman differed little from his contemporaries. Many other articles carried in Vilenskii Vestnik routinely castigated the Jews for their failures and internal abuses...Brafman offered a more sophisticated view: the Jews, in the form of the qahal, had formed a hidden “state within a state”. This kingdom, using the Talmud as its basis, allowed Rabbis to act as sovereigns over their fellow Jews and systematically exploit their non-Jewish neighbors. He argued that the mentality of the qahal was the main barrier to Jewish assimilation, as it deliberately made efforts to sustain Jewish separatism, and manipulated non-Jewish governments into aiding them in this task. Virtually every aspect of Jewish life was tied into this conspiratorial understanding of the qahal. Kosher slaughter, for example, was no longer a mere religious observance, but a method of reasserting the authority of the rabbi and collecting funds for the illicit deeds of the qahal. Armed with this theory, Brafman began writing vehemently against the qahal and Jewish organisations more generally…One of the main problems with Brafman’s thesis was that the qahal system itself in the Russian Empire had been dissolved under Nicholas I in 1844. For Brafman he posited a conspiracy theory that the qahal in fact continued to exist as a deep state, with reactionary rabbis working to keep control over the “average Jew” and to undermine Christian business interests at the same time, deliberately working to exclude them from all commercial competition. Brafman suggested that the qahal was able to sustain its own secrecy by having each of its agents act as a spy for other agents of the qahal. This way, if one of them was contemplating revealing the conspiracy, the qahal could blackmail them with evidence of their own various criminal misdeeds. Non-Jews that were aware of the existence of the qahal would simply be bribed into silence. The evidence of the qahal’s existence, beyond the documents provided by Brafman, was in Jewish success. Jews, according to Brafman, continued to succeed, despite all of the legal restrictions placed upon them. This could not be the case, unless they had some secret or hidden advantage. Brafman’s works chimed well with the Slavophiles then active in Russia and the political theory of Orthodoxy, Autocracy, and Nationality, which sought to distance Russian civilisation from French and British liberalism. Brafman’s other major work, The Local and Universal Jewish Brotherhoods (1868), took aim at international Jewish organisations, particularly those based in France.
The Jews continued to succeed despite all of the legal restrictions placed upon them because they had a secret advantage: they controlled the money and enslaved everyone. The Russians ran with this storyline using Brafman’s framework of a secret Jewish shadow government and internationally orchestrated organization working against Christian nations to produce the 1903 classic The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. And The Nazis, they really liked this storyline too… In both instances the result of The Jewish International Conspiracy was a pogrom, a mad mob that raped, pillaged, and plundered their local Jews.
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