What’s the difference between a slave, prostitute and luck-ducky?

Slaves are full-time employees working for one business entity. Prostitutes are contracted workers servicing multiple business entities.

More often than not, slaves and prostitutes are married with mouths to feed, mortgages to pay and financial obligations that make them do uncomfortable things, like get their knees dirty.

Where slaves aren’t typically the prettiest, tallest, or cleverest and lack the ability to seduce anyone into anything, prostitutes excel in this domain.

Singing for their suppers, slaves and prostitutes serve the lucky-duckies who sit atop the dominance hierarchy, controlling slaves and prostitutes, and creating autocatalytic reactions to collect money and power – yay!

How does one become a slave, prostitute or lucky-ducky? 

Slaves, prostitutes and lucky-duckies are born into it – damn.

Jared The Jew’s Book of Essays

Introducing Jared The Jew’s Book of Essays, an eclectic collection of writings.