JTJ's Book of Essays

Jared The Jew’s Book of Essays explores art, science, the morals and ethics of collecting points, prostitution, slavery, and the meaning of life. The insights herein are the learnings JTJ has been afforded while enslaved in 🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫🀫 and Canadian corporations; researching lobster brains, evolutionary psychology, invidious consumption, and why we are forever jelly-jealous; reconciling Alexander The Grandpa’s socialist ideals with Darwinism; and looking up at the sea of stars from atop the magnificent Rocky Mountains while pondering what does it all mean. These essays are philosophical in nature; they attempt to understand the pieces that make up the whole by studying the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence.

Pour yourself a martini, get comfy, and enjoy this highly acclaimed collection of goddamn essays.

Let’s Get Metaphysical And Learn The Meaning of Life

1. What Do The Wealthy, The Sun & Popular Kids Have In Common?
2. Baseball Bats And Dominance Hierarchies
3. Why the Medium is The Message
4. The Toothless Woman With Compounding Bad Luck
5. Reconciling Alexander The Grandpa’s Socialism With Darwinism
6. Learn The Meaning Of Life

Art 

1. Duchamped, Information Nested Inside Information and How Marcel Duchamp Helped Art Overcome Its Greatest Existential Threat With An Impeccable Joke Called The Fountain
2. Dearest Godson Felix, Artist or Entertainer, What’s the Difference?